| Definition of Alsihad [message #89254] |
Fri, 10 June 2005 17:49  |
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G. Hoffman
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OK, so another board has a guy asking, "what is Pro Tools?"
I found that I just couldn't come up with a completely truthful answer, so I put it to the board:
What is Pro Tools?
Gabriel
[Updated on: Fri, 10 June 2005 17:49]
Hoffman Guitars
http://www.guitarmaker.org/
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| Re: Definition of Alsihad [message #89276 is a reply to message #89254 ] |
Fri, 10 June 2005 22:11  |
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bbkong
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Oh, God, where's my helmet?
Keep them engaged, play well, lead them in toasts and generally pitch a 5 star bitch until they cut the power.
~bunner
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| Re: Definition of Alsihad [message #89286 is a reply to message #89283 ] |
Fri, 10 June 2005 23:20 |
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bbkong
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| G. Hoffman wrote on Fri, 10 June 2005 20:36 |
Beside, my own sarcasm just isn't up to the task.
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Mine will be in better shape after a good night's sleep, but by then the joint will be on fire.
Keep them engaged, play well, lead them in toasts and generally pitch a 5 star bitch until they cut the power.
~bunner
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| Re: Definition of Alsihad [message #89477 is a reply to message #89254 ] |
Sun, 12 June 2005 15:40 |
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 henchman
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| G. Hoffman wrote on Fri, 10 June 2005 15:49 |
OK, so another board has a guy asking, "what is Pro Tools?"
I found that I just couldn't come up with a completely truthful answer, so I put it to the board:
What is Pro Tools?
Gabriel
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Pro-tools is to Audio, what Kraft slices are to Reel Cheese.
Pro-tools is to Audio, what Starbucks is to real coffe.
Pro-tools is to Audio, what Chef Boyardee is to Real Italian Spaghetti.
Pro-tools is to Audio, what Pizza Hut is to real Pizza.
Pro-tools is to Audio, what mcdonalds is to Fine Dining restaurants.
Pro-tools is to Audio, what a Sears guitar is to any other Real gtr.
Need I go on?
It's a shit Product for the masses, driven by good marketing.
http://www.markhensley.tv
http://www.mpoweredaudio.com
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| Re: Definition of Alsihad [message #89482 is a reply to message #89478 ] |
Sun, 12 June 2005 16:26 |
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mousdrvr
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As far as I can tell, it's Mircosoft Word for Audio.
As much as I respect you guys as artists, it's time to melt your faces off.
-Strong Bad
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| Re: Definition of Alsihad [message #89501 is a reply to message #89495 ] |
Sun, 12 June 2005 18:26 |
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nomad
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| Iomegaman wrote on Sun, 12 June 2005 17:55 |
"What is the way to the abode of light?
And where does darkness reside?
Can you take them to their places?
Do you know the paths to their dwellings?"
(From the book of Job)
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"Can you tune that for me?"
(From the book of It's a Job)
nomad
Yeah, that's right. And the horse you rode in on, too.
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| Re: Definition of Alsihad [message #89522 is a reply to message #89505 ] |
Sun, 12 June 2005 20:09 |
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nomad
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| Iomegaman wrote on Sun, 12 June 2005 18:50 |
Pro Tools is to audio EXACTLY what this is to procreation...
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Wow. I'm happy to observe that the posting of porn around here has taken quite a tame, albeit weird, turn ever since Jimi was banned.
Mega, you've clearly got some issues to work out.
nomad
Yeah, that's right. And the horse you rode in on, too.
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